Nasty Meow Year!

Bastards! I shaggin' knew it! I can see a party going on!
MEOW! MEOW! MEOW!
Let me in!
MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! 
Are these jumbo shrimps that I can see with my little feline eye? Don't you dare gobble them all up. I want my share! 
MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! 
Why do I never get invited to the parties? Let me in! Let me in! I too want some champagne.
MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! 
Don't let me freeze my furry butt outside in the howling gale while youze selfish bastards are celebrating the New Year. I want to join too! I have a present for all of you, I have a present for you from Santa Clawed. 
This is the last warning before I get REALLY pissed off. 
LET ME IN! 
MEOW! MEOW! MEOW!