Don't think Philip Roth had smoking in mind!
But according to the way over the top bullshit that tobacco companies are obliged to put on their packets:
I risk going blind!!!
I'm going to get all sorts of cancers and a heart attack.
I'm going to become impotent &/or infertile?
The children I haven't got are going to become smokers?
And today, I received three bottles of single cask whiskies - a Bunnahabhain from Islay, a Glen Grant from Speyside & a Glen Scotia from Cambletown.