Miss You Like Crazy!

"So..... you been on holiday then?" says our cleaner Dia, in her quaint Thai-Scots accent.

"That's right, two weeks in Italy"

"Nah, you been away longer than two weeks?"

"Aye, I hurt my back and was working from home for the five weeks before that!"

"Oh aye, working from home.......... ha ha ha!"

"I was, didn't you miss me?"

"Nah........I just thought you were in toilet! Did you go to the doctor?"

"Of course, she ........."

"Did she tell you lose weight...................thought so!"

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