Gifts For Her
Looks like these bags are selling fast.
This one appears to be the last.
So they must be a bargain.
Better buy one.
Clearly there’s no time to linger.
Nor to haggle.
She’ll like it won’t she? The bag’ll
‘Of course it will. It’ll make her day,’
you hear that voice inside your head say.
is 25 quid too much to pay?'