Special Delivery!

[Minstrel's POV]

This morning whilst performing my security checks (All quiet - no sign of the monster with the thin black tail - think I've successfully seen that off now. It knows I'm not a Moggy to be Messed With!) I did however notice a strange white van. Not seen that before. It has a picture of a fish on. I think it's a fish - it looks like it was drawn by someone who has heard about fish but never actually seen one! And it says Direct Seafood! I do hope they will be delivering here - I think I earned it for seeing off that monster!

The Butler is off looking at birds today. I don't know why he has to go out to do that, I see plenty from this very spot! Of course if I was allowed to go along, I may be able to teach him how to actually get claws into a few of them - must suggest that for next time!

Another weird thing I noticed from my vantage-point today was white stuff that looks a bit like the litter tray stones falling from the sky. So that's where it comes from! Who knew!

The Maid has been busy trying to tidy this place today. I don't know why she bothers - it will look no different by tomorrow I'm sure! And she went to the shop and back rather quickly by her usual standards too.