Whatcha Watching?

This male Gambel's quail plopped himself on the chunk of cholla I have in the yard and looked around for a while.  If I had to guess, he was either waiting for his family to show up or thought his family would already be there.  As long as I was watching, there was no sign of the larger group.
A teacher asks her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Little Johnny says "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day".
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson.
"And you, Susie? " the teacher asks.
Susie says "I wanna be Johnny's bitch."


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