Flicking the V
The authorities shut down the 40 Foot and the swimming place at Seapoint today.
But I flicked them the V.
It's just me and the big randy grey seal at the end of the West Pier. Social distancing scrupulously observed at all times.
Jayzus, I have a strange sensation on my neck, shoulders and cleavage. I think I got a sunburn. In Ireland! In April!
Elsewhere, the rays were even more lethal (see extra, that was at the start of the pier, directly beneath a massive hole in the ozone layer apparently.This poor bastard didn't stand a chance...)