Welcome to Absurdistan!

By MildlyOffensive



"Can't they grow something else?" "Yeah, they could grow cotton. Cotton would grow here." "Why don't they grow cotton, then?" "Because the United States Congress will not allow any United States aid and development funds to be directed towards the cultivation of a crop, that will end up on the world market in competition with US farmers. Which pretty much rules out cotton." "Sure." "So, we're growing heroin instead." "Right." - (War Machine)

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