Goodbye, old friend. It seems like I only got to know you for 4-1/2 years. Where does the time go? Looks like this is the last transfer of data you’re going to allow me to do. I tried to save you, but alas, you needed vast amounts of surgery and the hospitals consider you elective. You can’t hide it from me any longer. I can see that strip of light along your edge and I have come to realize that not only did you break your hinge but that your screen is bulging and is separated from your outer cover.
So, farewell HPEnvy_Laurie2016. Your time has come. It’s your Independence Day!