Little Beaux Pink

Having got Brexit done and rid ourselves of irksome things such as food regulations our glorious leader has used the G7 summit to launch our new world beating range of glow in the dark lamb produce.
Developed on farms near the Sellafied Nuclear reprocessing centre this lamb comes with world beating green credentials as it has a shelf life of several decades, doubles up as a night light and there is no need to use energy to cook it as it self microwaves. Taking back control at it's best.
Is actually a prop to draw attention to a gift shop, it is so gaudy I thought it might fry the phone camera sensors.