Primal Scream or Tiny Tim?

I'm quite intrigued by the up and coming online uke fest.
Could be a lot of fun. Could be mildly embarrassing. Could contain music.
The good thing about cheap ukuleles is that you can take an indelible pen to them.
See the artistic havoc I wreaked on that picture? I can do the same with music. A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.