Lesser of two "evils".

My what a big one. Some of us still call them "Crisps" but there's a trend towards some being rechristened "Chips", presumably for the benefit of our transAtlantic visitors? Imagine asking for "Fish and chips" and ending up with a packet of Crisps?
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Tourniquet Whittington, swaddled in Bandage.  

I'm not 100% certain whether it was there unnoticed, or developed slowly after the Tourniquet they used while hacking away at my extremity was removed.
A somewhat more colourful, but less picturesque, was the sight I discovered in the a.m.