And The Things He Hears

"When I contemplate Christmas
my stomach hurts."


"He wants to be buried in France."


"He arrived in a mohair suit
clutching a bag of boiled sweets."


"We're history.
She didn't even wish me Happy Birthday."


"Victoria reads fashion magazines all day long."


"Salvaged, saved, and made to feel brand new."


"No, I'm not going to tell you. No."


"They're a cross between sprouts and meatballs."


"Don't encourage them. Pigeons are pests."


Mohair