Stayed nearer ho(tel)me

Morning all,

Just chilled around the pool after attempting shopping for a vest top with my BinLaw. He might be renamed after that escapade! Nightmare!
This one is to hard (will soften like your other one after a million washes)
Not loose enough (try the larger size) 
Still hard ( sigh, what can I say)
Still not loose enough like my old one (it's a million years old, that's why it's loose)
Still too hard ( just leave it then)
Too long (unfortunately if you want more room the top goes longer as well as wider)
And it's hard ( !!!!!!)
The whole time he only tried one colour as its the one he wants, si he said on choosing. 
We walked away after him stating he'll wait till he goes home then if he doesn't like it, he can return it easily. (Fair does)
As we walked away he said, maybe I should have tried yellow as that's what I wanted!!! ( reply cannot be typed on this site !!!!) 

Have a great day 
TTFN :0)