Missing

Oh no. What a shame. If you see this lost cloud I hope you call the number.

Does anyone know how to pronounce Eyjafjallajokull (cue tired old joke about it being a really high score in scrabble, yawn) *

Got a spare three hundred and twenty four dollars and ninety-nine cents? Look no further

Is this 2010? Erm, maybe not

And. My new favourite website


* of lordy. While checking the spelling I clocked that the BBC website is speculating that the airports won't open again as there's another cloud on the way. Jeez.