Kath Gordon

By KathGordon

Invitation to lunch, no butts today.

We spent most of the day doing things for other people - such martyrs. The final straw for Mr G was when I announced we MUST go and buy a birthday present for girlfriend of son #1. What is his problem? - I delved in to the male shoping psyche and knew what I wanted, which shop stocked it and it would only take 15 minutes from start to finish. I realise this is not female pattern shopping but I have to be devious. Anyway, down to the shops at the Marina - present bought, only took 5 minutes - no dithering and indecisiveness - Mr G was well-pleased. I passed on the invitation to lunch - bit spartan, no table, the seagulls were hovering and it was windy and starting to rain. I just thought it was a bad sign that nobody else was dining here. Might get invited to Krimos next time - might not.

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