Toiletphone

This is down the street from my house. I have seen and wanted to blip it for a few days now. It was not possible (to my knowledge) without the help of Liz, her bad a-- camera, and her tripod. I tried the other night with the point and shoot. I failed epically and almost lost my life (insert dramatic sigh here).

The truth is, it was nice to have a buddy to do the random night time shots. For example, I was glad to accompany Liz back to the dumpster behind Shady Freddy(the nickname my family gave him)'s office. It is not in a great part of town, but we saw that gem earlier and immediately thought of blipping it. We were just too occupied by the fact that my phone had gone for a swim in the toilet.

Dropping your phone in the toilet was something I had previously reserved for drunk girls in bars, but the truth is, it can happen to anyone. My testimony is proof. Toiletphone is an epidemic. Hopefully, Shady Freddy (named that because he gets phones at low, low prices and is suspiciously missing 2 fingers) will work his magic by tomorrow. Fingers crossed! (Insert crude pun about how he can't here)

Merry Christmas!