Danger girl

Yesterday Isobel was commenting on how dangerous our home is, just because her mum drives with her eyes shut, and then she goes and swings from a dodgy rope with a 6 foot drop. I always ask myself; would I hang from my hang glider on that rope? And the answer is invariably no - seeing as I fell out the hammock the day before yesterday and am still in pain from just 18 inches of gravitational acceleration.
Mind you, she's lighter than me and doesn't have a mortgage to pay.