On Thursdays my name is Philippe

Philippe believes in lycra.

Philippe knows that man cannot live on bread alone but thinks he could give it a damn good go on bananas, flapjack and coffee.

With the occasional scotch egg.

Philippe is waaay too interested in how much things weigh and talks a lot about picograms although he changes the subject when challenged on them.

Philippe loves kilometres because he can do a lot more of them.

Philippe is still afraid of hot wax.