Thursday 24 November 2011: Dear Santa.
Could I have a horse's head for Christmas?
Not only do they make a marvellous statement, the mafia link
sends out a message to all who visit me and I will gain respect from them.
Everyone has pedigree dogs or cats, but I want a horse,
well it's head anyway.
And it makes a refreshing change from the dreary old stag.
See what you can do.
By the way. I know it was you that made me go through that shit this year.
if you make me go through that shit next year, I will track you
down and remove your colon with a blunt reindeer antler, you fucker.
Love and kisses,
Ruby Jones. xxx
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