Rainy Days and Mondays

Sods Law of Christmas Shopping

1~If you save shopping until the last week before Christmas you will come down with an evil cold that makes shopping loads of fun and shopkeepers will recoil when you try to pay.

2~ Everything on your Son's Christmas list will be either be unavailable or out of stock until after Christmas.

3~ When you wait for a delivery which should arrive between 8 and 1 and you nip out at 1:15 to buy milk you will find a red card upon returning saying they attempted delivery at 1 p.m.

4~ You will feel incredibly pleased with yourself for finding the 'perfect' gift for your daughter only to overhear her tell her friends, 'she is just so over it' later that day.

Where's the lemsip?