Hello my name is Ginnie

I must apologise for my rudeness. I have been speaking to you for the past few days and I haven't really introduced myself. My name is Ginnie. I am a Jack Russell. now this is really important because if your not a Jack Russell your only a dog. I live with my Humans in East Lothian, Scotland. I can't be more specific than that because when I'm famous I don't want all the pawtograph hunters turning up at my door. I just want to explain to you Humans and all other dogs about Jack Russell property laws;

If I like it, it's MINE
If it's in my mouth, it's MINE
If I had it a while, It's MINE.
If it looks like it's mine, it's MINE.
If it's mine it must never be yours.
If I saw it first , it's MINE.
If it was yours and you put it down, it's MINE
If I chew something then all the pieces are MINE
If it used to be your get over it.
If it smells good, It's MINE
If it's broken it's YOURS