Professional Widow

Evening all.

My wife tells me thst she feels like she has become a blip widow.

This seems to be a new sensation for her, after all i've been blipping for over a year now, and she has just started feeling like this?

Obviously i haven't been trying, have i.

I think she is feeling a bit fragile today because her steering wheel fell off her car while she was driving.

Anyway there are benefits to being a blip widow:

Total control of the tv remote control is one

Lots of cups of tea being made for her whilst i am in the kitchen taking shots

and today,
an unconditional and unspecified number of Skittles to be consumed Post Blip!!

Gotta be big.


Tori amos