Thursday 8 March 2012: The day of the Turd... aka Turdgate..
Pidge......Well,the weather has been on our side today... 7 wonderful dogs and three of them get covered in animal poo of some sort.. little pricess Rosie dog actually rolled in the biggest lump of dog crap EVER.. then lovely lovely Caspppaarrrrr (long A ) rolled in the most mouldy festering horse shit in the whole wide world and he went green... his white went Grinch like green.... Pepe ended up with shit on him as he decided to start 'humping' Rosie the filthy stinker.... ohh it was a TURD FEST !!! I have had to come home and wash my two jackets,they were filthy,we only went on a 4 mile walk, we all looked like bloody feral hobo's by the time we reached the car park :D hahahahahhaha .. tell you what,it has helped clear my head.... Horses came by and 7 dogs started to bark,we had put them on leads and moved well off the bridle path as we are VERY respectful but the first batch of riders where quite frankly bloody rude and seemed furious that dogs have this thing in them called 'excitement' .. well they can piss off,we 'could' had let the dogs run,but no,well in advance they were on the leads and we moved well,well away.... not the horses fault of course,just the stupid owners.The second lady was lovely and shouted a thank you for dragging the animals over a muddy ditch so her horse was not so stressed.
Stopped at the little cafe on site,we ended up at Ryton Pools country park in the end as it is easier for all three of us to meet in the middle.... and I ate a twix.
Photo is my lodger Marley and Kirstie's Staaannnnnllleeeyyy :D (long A )
DAMN,the link to PIDGE is right up at the front of my blip.... hahah i am shyte at technology !!
Try again... Pidge...
the other idiot...