The Best Things In Life

Please
box me up some fulfilment

and deliver it
as soon as you can.

And I could use
a crate full of happiness

so pop some of that
in the van.

Have you got love (and sex)
in the warehouse?

I'll take my fair share
if it's there

(though given the opportunity
I'd willingly strip your shelves bare).

Credit card! Expiry date! Long number!
Is that what I heard you say?

Suddenly I feel rather silly.
Of course there's a price to pay.


Simple Things