Didja Hear the News?

"Hey, didja year the news?"
"What news?"
"Word on the treetops is that Debbi's coming out West!"
"Oh yeah? That chick what feeds the birds in New Jersey?"
"Yep, the one and the same."
"She is a true friend to our feathered cousins back East."
Yeah, 'cept some dumb bear had to go and ruin the Bistro.
"Well, she'll figure out a way to help our Eastern relatives."
"Got THAT right, pal."

(to be continued)