Mum!!!!!

I entered this house this evening to be greeted by a squeeky chorus of mum, mum, mum, mum.........

I was instantly suspicious - since when did Dave, Dave, Dave & Dave call me mum?  Never ................

Mum,. mum, mum - Ratty told us it was Halloween on Saturday and we're supposed to get all dressed up and go round all the houses and scare everyone and collect lots and lots of sweets.  We want to be ghosts and tried to make a costume but we really really really need your help.............

Sigh - I suppose I shall have to raid my fabric box and see what I can do for them...............................