Numpty

He'd spent all day barking at any bird that looked as if it might consider at some stage in the future landing in his garden. So, it was entirely in keeping that he ignored the heron stood in the stream right behind him. Contrary wee gobshite.

Ruby is down in the Pool of Life with her pal, Eve was doing some charity shop scouting and Joe was playing football all afternoon. The whippet is still too poorly to take out so after I'd taken the pug along the riverbank I picked up the twins and made dinner. Nearly dropped the plates when Eve came in to the kitchen with fake intestines pouring out of her shirt.