Northern Exposure

By Northern

Oi... you listening?

The chicken can travel up to 9 miles per hour.

There are more chickens than people in the World.

Chickens have been tested to see how they react to human faces. The ones they prefer are consistent with human sexual preferences. In other words chickens like beautiful people best.

If you suffer from Alektorophobia, you have a fear of chickens.

The closest living relative of the Tyrannosaurus Rex is the chicken.

Chickens were domesticated about 8,000 years ago.



All of which means... that for the past 8,000 years people have been chasing fast and furious small dinosaurs around trying to prevent them jumping out and scaring the wits out of ugly Alektorophobics.


Or... they could be like me and have a chicken who loves me cause I lift her over the fence when she's tired. (please note.... they like beeeeautiful people!!!!)


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