The daffodil lament

Not the one sung* by Dolores-in-the-arse from the Cranberries.
Being a fruit does not necessarily make one a flower expert.

I on the other hand... From an Iris to a daffodil, it is but a baby step.

So here is the real, the original, the genuine daffodil lament:

"Jay-zus! It's bleedin' freezin'!!!! I can't feel the end of me fookin' petals I'm so fookin' cold!!!"

Yep. Technically, this is a flower blip. But lookit, my name is Dublin Iris and I do as I bloody well please, roigh?


* the jury is still out on that one