Worlds friendliest cows ..

These are British Whites .. They even have their own society aptly named the British white cattle society ..
They are apparently very maternal cows and very friendly .. I can indeed vouch for this even though one of the heifers tried to eat Tits McGees sleeve.

We as in Tits and I, we went on an adventure .. We did a large walk around the countryside at Stretton on Fosse and someone had jolly well taken down the public footpath signs .. HOWEVER as we are intrepid explorers we did our own route and even stopped for a wee in a field .. Yes you read that right .. Just by a clump of natures wildflowers ... We located the diverted footpath and signs after spotting a snake nest in some rotting logs .. Then we did a slow hill climb to what can only be a mountain range not unlike Everest .. Maybe even the highest point in the world .. Lack of oxygen made us woozy .
Eventually we saw the landmark of the dead woman house , so named because she is in fact dead.
Then we met the white cows who followed us and ate our clothes ...

And then we eventually arrived back at tits Mum and dads house .. Did some shoddy DIY for tits dad involving his hose .. But it broke .. And all we had were 4 screwdrivers and a kebab skewer ..
Tits mum sent us off home with half a dozen home made fairy cakes for the children ... We had not even reached the outskirts of Newbold and they had all gone .. SORRY children ... They were very moreish x


White cows own website !!