THE best game ever

Apart from two lads that said it was football, rounders was hailed as the best game ever today in class. Quite right too.

Unfortunately, due to her habit of swinging the bat with her mouth open, Jnr Snr had to be rushed to hospital after she swallowed the ball whole! We've been told it'll pass out sometime tomorrow. I doubt anyone will go for the catch at that point.


Random Event of the Drive Home
Jnr Jnr announced that she had been talking about private parts in PSHE today in class. "Yeah, the boy's part is called a penis and the girl's is called a Venus."

So 50% in my informal assessment. Unless they've been doing that limerick ....... :-/