Sir Picanuper Troll

By SirPicanuper

Oh Little Golden Droid

Gleetings ! Gravesend calling, Gravesend calling !

So, all do know, now, the news is out: Sir Picanuper Troll is woke and will do his best to Make It All Better.

This may take some time.

People do say, “Ho ! Gravesend ? Where’s that, then ?” Even some People who live in Gravesend, perhaps they forgot. No matter. It is on the river, far enough away from that place to be safe from the smell of money. Yes, Gravesend has its own Navy, enhanced by Magic and Beebler Beebler electric things, and Old Fred who commands it and many ferocious Giant Goober fish with teeth. Just so you know.

All sorts are in Gravesend: Trolls, yes, plenty of these; some Gonks, space-aliens, doggies, many more, as you shall see. Sir Picanuper Troll does Love Everyone Unreservedly except Cliff Richard, and some others who will no doubt be mentioned when necessary but not when not, as you will understand.

Here is a quote. “Love And Peace”. Sir Ringo said that. Yes.

Walk Tall !

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