Is it a plane?

Nope - and it's not Superman either. It's a magpie. Magpies are THE ENEMY.

Things I have taught her:

1. If you paw at her leg and turn round once, it means I really would like to go out for a breath of fresh air.

2. If you paw at her leg and turn round twice, it means, I really wouldn't mind going outside for a you know what.

3. If you paw at her leg and turn round THREE times, it means get me outside quick smart. I've just woken up, my bladder is bursting and I stay indoors at your peril.