What do you call a deer with no eyes?

.... No idea.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

.....Still no idea.

(It goes on in ruder vein, but I'll stop there.)


Backblipping this nearly a week after the event so can't remember much about the day. Between school and piano lesson we went cycling by the beach - Katherine and I cycled and Mr B pushed Conor on his bike (he's basically there with the cycling, just loses concentration and falls off from time to time - which he understandably finds a little tiresome).

This was our spectator. The deer in the dunes are apparently becoming a nuisance, and there's talk of a cull. So I thought I'd best snap one before someone shoots them with something a little more dangerous than a Nikon.

Off to France tomorrow for half term. Have I packed? Of course not.