Greetings Blip Pickers

Things I heard for the 1st time today:

Tommy Sheridan is gonna be on the next Celebrity Big Brother.

Alan Freeman is deid.

Labyrinthitis (One of the girls in the office is suffering from it).



The blip is of my Mam's cooker. I put half a pizza in and set the timer for 9 minutes. When it beeped I went back and looked in the oven and there was nothing there. I looked in the fridge, on the table, the worktops....I was sure I'd put it in the oven....then I looked in the bottom oven. I only have the one at home.

Short term memory problems??!! 9 frickin' minutes?!

My old man would do this with car or house keys and so do I.

Are genes hereditary?