Stapler

Fate is a harsh, vindictive, ugly, vengeful, wretched, petty, and downright unpleasant incorporeal manifestation of a mistress. Or, to put it another way, I had a deliciously clever composition planed for today (that no doubt has been done a thousand times), but life as a husband and father interrupted the plan. So, instead, I present you with a relic from an old-time 'paper' office.

My stapler may look smaller then Camer-Shy's, but that's only because it is.