LL Cool Jim

By LLCoolJim

Local boy in the photograph

This is Langy. He has drunk (too much) for many's a year in our local. He occasionally breakdances. I heard a tale about him from another fella who knew him back in the day. He was once arrested many moons ago in Leith (probably for being a little too vocal about something or other).

Policeman: "What's yer name son?"
Langy: "Ian Lang"
Policeman: "Address?"
Langy: "8/3 Fort House"
Policeman: "Birth date?"
Langy: "30th March"
Policeman: "What year, smart arse?"
Langy: "Every fuckin' year"
Policeman: - (whack!!)


He always said he lived in the posh part of Fort House. His graffitti was in Latin.

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