Boot sale and book signing

Really?

Because, to me, it looks like a bric-a-brac sale outside a dilapidated house in Peckham.

Maybe she's an award-winning author fallen on hard times.

I guess we'll never know.

Partly because she was giving it the hard sell to all passers-by, and making them try on her big fluffy purple dressing gown, so I was too scared to cross the road for fear of getting sucked in.....