Torn!!!

Some of you may remember that Thursday is Paper day around here.

I love to look through the classified ads for the strangest thing for sale. Today has proven to be the best for ages. Now all I have to do is decide which I really have to have... the Green Goddess Fire Engine or the Bucking Bronco Rodeo Bull!

The fire engine is cheaper, but it looks like I could be onto a winner selling bronco thrill rides to passing tourists.

Then again, that might confuse the cows.

Hmmm, what am I to do...?