Skanky knee...

Right,so after the gushing write up about that stupid Tit's McGee's kid Flora yesterday this occurs.. no sooner had I pressed 'submit' then my phone rings and a little voice says .....
'Jane,ahhemmm remember when you sent Flora home with blood running down her leg and all those deep gashes in her thigh,remember ....'
'yesssssssssssssssss' say I
' well.. see........ well.....' says Tit's
'What have you done to her' I say in a world weary tone
'WELL... Flora was teaching Eve to ride a bike and it's quite nasty,the skin lifts up and everything.....'
So just to recap,last year we took Eve,Lucy and Flora to Kennilworth castle and on that fine day we watched in horror as Flora broke free from the formation and ran,YES RAN into some bramble bushes...... and then we watched in horror as she screamed and RAN BACK THROUGH THEM.. I have never seen cut's like it.... roughly a dozen 8 inch slashes,about 1 to 2 mm deep which as it happened poured with blood from the off... not dripped.... not kinda bubbled up,no ran like a small tap.. all of the slashes.. not one... not two.. ALL OF THEM.... all over the carpet in Mr W car too........
anyhow...... bless Flora,teaching gimpy to ride,Eve has never wanted a bike,she had one given to her when she was four and declared it the work of the devil and resisted one ever since,she has no wish to cycle ever... she has now had this reinforced... no good comes of cycling,but she still loves her best friend very much.

Anyway we popped Eve in the bath and I poured salt on her.

She is much better today.

Next time Tit's McGee comes here for coffee and a sit down I am breaking her arm xxxxxxx