The latest creation from the House of Chav.......

Just when I thought nothing could top the Elvis telephone ("His music lives in our hearts! Now you can make the King of Rock 'N' Roll? part of your daily life with this first-ever fully-functional antique-style 'Ultimate Elvis Presley® Telephone' - combining art deco style and modern convenience.") along comes the 'First Ever Dragon Cuckoo Clock'.........gotta love those Bradford Exchange ads!!