Idiot

If I don't eat breakfast, I get hungry.

If I am hungry, my blood-sugar gets low.

When my blood-sugar gets low, I get impatient and mardy.

When I am impatient and mardy, I do not wait more than 20 seconds behind a car blocking the road down town.

When I do not wait more than 20 seconds behind a car blocking the road down town, I mount the kerb and burst my tyre.




Should have eaten some breakfast, would have saved me £85.



Idiot


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