Who knew?

By InOtherNews

Lego Band Episode 6 (guest appearance)

Episode 1
Episode 2
Episode 3
Episode 4
Episode 5

Still recruiting, Tim and Sidney realise they're short of a vital component:

Tim: We still don't have a drummer you know?
Sidney: I know. Apparently our producer has one in the pipeline, but the bloody ebayer hasn't delivered or something. Anyway there's a delay, so in the mean time we've got to have a filler episode.
Tim: So we're auditioning, but we don't really have any roles left?
Sidney: Yeah, that's kinda the thing. This 'In Other News' fella hasn't been out with his camera, he's determind to do one a day so here we are, sat against a backdrop of Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine in session.
Tim: Carter USM! I expect that's paying homage to them performing their last ever sell out gig at Brixton Academy on Saturday?
Sidney: It is indeed. This 'In Other News' fella didn't get tickets, but when the gg is released on CD later this month his name is going to be in the inlay card and on the DVD credits.....
Tim: Hang on who's this.....
Sidney: Isn't that blipper and celebrated squirrel botherer Max Ellis?

New Guy: Hello, I'm Ellis Maxwell.

Tim
: Nah.... you're Max Ellis? You're that guy who does the squirrels and deers and all sorts of other exceptional blipping aren't you?

Ellis: No, I'm Ellis. I'm here to see if the band need a photographer.

Sidney: So you look like Max Ellis, you're a photographer like Max Ellis, but you're not him?

Ellis No.

Tim: Why?

Ellis: Well you can never be sure if people like being recreated in lego. So far you've done Bart Simpson, who's fictional and Johnny Cash, who's dead so neither are going to mind. Now you're doing someone alive and kicking. They might be offended.

Sidney: Well you're in. You'll have to get a camera (note to self, ebay Lego camera) but if you're half as talented as Max then you'll be superb. I'm sure you're Max.....

So what now for our band of heroes? They've recruited a singer, beaten up Bart Simpson and now got an official photographer.

Will the drummer that's been ordered on ebay turn up tomorrow?

Will there be another day of filler?

Will I take my camera to work ad try some real photography?

Tune in tomorrow, same blip-time, same blip-channel



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