Tangoed

More vibrant than an Arizona sunset, these hands belong to Enya who is going on holiday today to warmer climes. Not wanting to be the palest body on the beach, she went for a spray tan from someone who does the Liverpool teenage clubbing set....

I chopped the thumbs off on purpose to hide the damage she's done by applying bathroom bleach and scrubbing with a brillo pad to try to remove the 60-fags-a-day-for-life look she has going on there...

Never mind luvvie. :-)