A Sincere Thank You....

I would like to take this opportunity to thank the owner of my building, a heartfelt gratitude that almost transcends words.

Well, except for two....

Which are....

Fuck You.

I dont really need a fucking building site outside my bedroom window.

I really dont fucking need job-scared and over-punctual builders outside my bedroom window at 7.45am, while trying to cop a bit of a lie in.

And please please turn off the Cats engine when it not being used.

Think of the planet, and my barely-held sanity.

After all, I know where you live......