The Bear Necessities

GRUNT GRUNT GRUNT GRUNT Ooh Ooh Ooh Oi that's enough of that thank you very much lol. singing now----->Look for the bare necessities the simple bare necessities forget about your worries and your strife I mean the bare necessities old mother nature's recipes that brings the bare necessities of life,
Wherever I wander, wherever I roam..... Well I did wander and I did roam as I was spare today and headed up to the high street and came across this shop and when I seen the shirt of the Bear watching Bear Porn on channel 69 haha I thought it was hilarious almost like watching a wildlife documentary although I believe some Zoo's have actually done similar things to certain courting animals to get them in the mood, anyway it was a nice lazy day in the messroom and my brother was spare also along with a couple other guys as well but whilst I was out I walked past the clamshell fish and chip shop and the aroma was getting to me so I decided that since I had my blip for the day as it was a nice fun one I would have my weekend treat of junk food so I had a huge 12 inch ham and mushroom oven baked pizza along with a bag of chips and two bottles of orange oasis so headed back to the messroom and the answer to your question is Yes I ate the lot and I don't feel an ounce of guilt as I try just to have the junk stuff on a day of the weekend so a totally bloated Youngie headed back out the station a couple hours later for a Costa Coffee for my afters,then I got all militant as me and a colleague were asked to turn a HST at Edinburgh but there has been no risk assessment for where they were we were to turn it so we said no as I ain't doing anything that has not been passed and if anything happened then both of us would have been in the shit so I told them to send it round the high level bridges at Newcastle as that would be no problem apart from a five minute delay which normally they don't like to take a hit but that is what was done but as Sandra was on it I called her to say I have delayed your train haha poor lass as she had a long return trip to Birmingham today with some grumpy first class passengers who wanted hot food but we don't do hot food at weekends but they were having none of it so Sandra said well you will have none of it as we don't have any Simples ! anyway this was my day and very nice at that especially the food. Movie for the day is "Jungle Book 1967" Best viewed LARGE

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