i think it's called 'random'

Got an upgrade on my phone today. I do like a new mobey to get annoyed with. This is my old one and it's choc full of texts like this from Skip. Skip's not his real name but it's what him indoors is called secretly, by me.

My great plan today was to save all my beloveds texts by photographing them, instead of writing them down...there's bloody hundreds i discovered. It's turning out to be no mean feat. And my camera has jammed! After almost reducing to tears, I just had to walk away. Shall fiddle again later.

Paris was great, you'll just have to take my word for it.