shhh If I smile sweetly, she may never notice,
her wallet missing, or the puddle on the floor,
That will teach her to leave me without a bum cover,
And for making me look like a total plonker!
I don't care if its cold,
I need free hands to trash things,
and to be able to grab things!!!
Really totally not impressed......!!!!!


Also whilst snapping happily away,
she finally got a pic to show my eye color!