No Such Thing

By NoSuchThing

Granola

There I was, standing in front of my kitchen window, hungry...

When I spy a box of Low Fat, Cinnamon & Raisin, Granola

I pour it out into my hand with ravinous anticipation

Look down and my desire changes from hunger to ... blipper

Whoever thought blipping could replace eating?

At least for a brief moment.

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